| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| INCREDIBLY ALARMING. INVESTIGATE. | 345 |
| Rose: Pick up the juice. | 333 |
| A QUEST OF FUTILITY THEN. ==> | 417 |
| Rose: Head out the window. | 352 |
| ==> | 306 |
| SO I BIDE MY TIME. | 315 |
| ==> | 335 |
| ==> | 332 |
| ==> | 368 |
| John: Deploy... huh? | 408 |
| ==> | 311 |
| AH: Why don't you keep drawing Homestuck or something. | 337 |
| ==> | 357 |
| I THINK HE THOUGHT HE COULD DESTROY MY SOUL. | 329 |
| ==> | 401 |
| Karkat: Be in cahoots with Equius. Cahoooooooots. | 422 |
| HOMOSUCK. | 318 |
| ==> | 346 |
| Rose: Refuse to acknowledge the absurd tea set. | 407 |
| THE WITCH ALSO DIES FROM HER INJURIES. | 309 |