| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Dave: Open Complete Bullshit. | 364 |
| Kanaya: Answer CC. | 315 |
| Sollux: Get to work at computer. | 306 |
| AND JUST LIKE THAT, THEY WERE GONE. | 325 |
| John: Deploy alchemiter. | 337 |
| ==> | 307 |
| GODDESS OF MANGA: BOW DOWN. | 340 |
| ======> | 336 |
| Rose: Acquire umbrella for protection from elements. | 338 |
| Jane: Go to computer. | 321 |
| Be the puppet. | 345 |
| ==> | 343 |
| Roxy: Turn around. | 362 |
| ==> | 366 |
| Jane: Throw down your hat to the highest point of the Midnight Crew. | 331 |
| ==> | 314 |
| ==> | 324 |
| Years in the present... | 303 |
| OK. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. | 327 |
| ==> | 304 |