| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Calliope: Examine black tome. | 354 |
| Jake: Look down. | 372 |
| ======> | 380 |
| ======> | 351 |
| ======> | 354 |
| AND LEST WE FORGET. A SALTY ARRAY. OF MISCELLANEOUS BITCHES. | 389 |
| You are now... | 398 |
| Rose: Be the leader. | 353 |
| ==> | 353 |
| Dave: Activate garbage disposal. | 353 |
| ==> | 353 |
| John: Combine glasses and PDA. | 447 |
| Rose: Refuse to acknowledge the absurd kitten. | 400 |
| ==> | 358 |
| Ball: Drop. | 383 |
| ==> | 395 |
| ==> | 374 |
| Sollux: Enter name. | 353 |
| ==> | 353 |
| John: Take box. | 361 |