| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jade: Squeal like a proboscis. | 321 |
| ==> | 318 |
| Eridan: Open it. | 348 |
| Jack: Search for carving apparatus. | 367 |
| Dave: Kick that puppet out of the apple juice, despite what John said. | 309 |
| Jade: Be the imp. | 395 |
| o | 304 |
| John: Get grist. | 314 |
| ==> | 309 |
| ==> | 305 |
| Again in the future... | 308 |
| Jake: Take it. | 357 |
| AND LEST WE FORGET. A SALTY ARRAY. OF MISCELLANEOUS BITCHES. | 346 |
| ==> | 307 |
| John: Combine Hammer and Problem Sleuth Poster. | 306 |
| ==> | 307 |
| Jake: Examine posters. | 310 |
| Rose: Go to bedroom. | 318 |
| Karkat: BLUH! | 309 |
| John: Captachalogue pie tin. | 310 |