| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Shades: Descend. | 337 |
| Be Dirk. | 335 |
| ==> | 330 |
| Kanaya: Deal with AG. | 329 |
| ======> | 336 |
| ==> | 444 |
| ======> | 338 |
| John: Examine Deep Impact poster. | 382 |
| Jade: Put something weird in the future... | 331 |
| John: Get more stuff. | 385 |
| ==> | 360 |
| Roxy: Send him home. | 333 |
| WV: Press the steak button. | 335 |
| Jake: Commence robroquest. | 334 |
| ==> | 334 |
| ======> | 339 |
| FINE. JOHN. RETURN TO YOUR FRIEND UNIT. | 345 |
| ==> | 334 |
| ==> | 341 |
| Karkat: Get down to business. | 331 |