| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> | 305 |
| John: Get cruxite. | 482 |
| IT WILL BE TIME, INDEED, FOR ME TO GET... | 304 |
| Exit. | 306 |
| HOMOSUCK. | 323 |
| ==> | 308 |
| I DOUBT IT. | 306 |
| Rose: Produce captchalogue card. | 321 |
| ==> | 322 |
| Jake: Attempt to leave the house. | 330 |
| John: Combine ghost shirt and suit. | 334 |
| ==> | 305 |
| ======> | 311 |
| ==> | 310 |
| John: Look at the piece of paper taped to the story jackass. | 306 |
| ==> | 318 |
| John: Go downstairs. | 306 |
| ==> | 304 |
| IT IS HAPPENING AT YOUR EXPENSE! | 305 |
| Try to open can with your loving wife and daughter. | 307 |