| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Rose: Refuse to acknowledge the absurd kitten. | 298 |
| OPEN CHEST. | 332 |
| ======> | 297 |
| ==> | 318 |
| dear jade, | 295 |
| KISS HER | 297 |
| Rose: Look for mad scientists. | 379 |
| WV: Captchalogue can of custard. | 294 |
| ==> | 294 |
| Dave: Look out window. | 321 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP | 311 |
| Jack: Kill John's dad yourself. | 294 |
| WV: Deappearify the pumpkin. | 315 |
| ======> | 295 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 295 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. | 298 |
| ==> | 296 |
| ==> | 294 |
| ======> | 295 |
| ==> | 297 |