| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP | 351 |
| Jack: Kill John's dad yourself. | 328 |
| WV: Deappearify the pumpkin. | 355 |
| ======> | 331 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 330 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. | 337 |
| ==> | 335 |
| ==> | 331 |
| ======> | 330 |
| ==> | 336 |
| It's nice to meet you, John. | 330 |
| John: Open map. | 331 |
| ==> | 329 |
| Rose: Attach a W to face as a fake moustache. | 328 |
| ==> | 339 |
| ======> | 329 |
| ==> | 343 |
| ==> | 979 |
| ==> | 329 |
| ==> | 329 |