| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| WV: Captchalogue can of custard. | 351 |
| ==> | 351 |
| Dave: Look out window. | 380 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP | 370 |
| Jack: Kill John's dad yourself. | 352 |
| WV: Deappearify the pumpkin. | 374 |
| ======> | 355 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 351 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. | 354 |
| ==> | 353 |
| ==> | 354 |
| ======> | 351 |
| ==> | 356 |
| It's nice to meet you, John. | 352 |
| John: Open map. | 351 |
| ==> | 356 |
| Rose: Attach a W to face as a fake moustache. | 352 |
| ==> | 354 |
| ======> | 352 |
| ==> | 360 |