| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Dave: Make the world's largest omlette. | 292 |
| Wow. | 294 |
| ==> | 297 |
| ==> | 298 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND ALCHEMIZE STUFF GO GO GO. | 626 |
| ==> | 296 |
| ==> | 293 |
| ALPHA MALE: WHISTLE FOR STALLIONS. | 296 |
| Terezi: Sniff Skaiaward. | 291 |
| ==> | 293 |
| John: Open message. | 291 |
| ==> | 291 |
| ==> | 297 |
| STORY RECTANGLE: ZOOM IN ON RAUNCHY SEDUCTION. | 291 |
| ==> ==> | 293 |
| ==> | 291 |
| ==> | 298 |
| Dave: Get a towel or something! | 294 |
| Great! I would like you to get a god damn new sword. | 296 |
| ==> | 297 |