| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jack: Call a minion. | 373 |
| ==> | 344 |
| Aradia: Go home. | 348 |
| ==> | 345 |
| ======> | 347 |
| THAT'S THE END OF HOMOSUCK. ACT. UH. | 347 |
| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. | 343 |
| Eridan: Bother Vriska. | 358 |
| Dave: Access Pesterchum and pester John again. | 350 |
| Be Dirk. | 344 |
| Jade: Open Echidna and go into the great outdoors. | 355 |
| Jane: Answer. | 346 |
| ======> | 344 |
| ==> | 343 |
| ==> | 354 |
| Enter name. | 346 |
| ==> | 345 |
| Rose: Drag some cruxite dowels up to that observatory. | 347 |
| Jade: Captchalogue nearest Squiddles doll and hug it. | 340 |
| ==> | 363 |