| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Answer chum. | 309 |
| ==> | 309 |
| ==> | 310 |
| ==> | 323 |
| Jane: Deploy. | 314 |
| John: Be the other other girl. | 312 |
| Jake: Message your good bro. | 306 |
| Sollux: Blast off. | 305 |
| ==> | 309 |
| A little later... | 307 |
| ==> | 311 |
| ==> | 307 |
| NOW EXULT. VICTORY, SPOILS ARE YOURS. | 311 |
| TROLL ETIQUETTE SURE IS CONFUSING. | 308 |
| ======> | 309 |
| ==> | 303 |
| Jade: Captchalogue nearest Squiddles doll and hug it. | 314 |
| ==> | 330 |
| ======> | 315 |
| ======> | 311 |