| Dave: Examine jar of unknown yellow substance in the future, but not many... |
305 |
| Sollux: Deal with your loving wife and daughter. |
295 |
| JOHN, I APOLOGIZE IN A DISTRACTING MANNER. |
292 |
| AND SO I WILL RISE. |
317 |
| WV: Fondly regard cremation. |
294 |
| ANYWAY, BACK TO OUR STORY. |
299 |
| Years in the car. |
295 |
| WV, AR: Prepare to retrieve mail. |
296 |
| John: Go out to be strong. |
299 |
| John: Take it to gristwidget 12000. |
292 |
| John: Enter code on back of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
295 |
| Dave: Go get cane. |
295 |
| John: Go in the past... |
300 |
| Equius: Talk to alien. |
310 |
| i don't like the gray text not human immediately. |
297 |
| Jack: Forge blade out of the present... |
294 |
| Rose: Head out the Cruxtruder. |
295 |
| Rose: Turn on your turntable. |
294 |
| John: Read book. Be the awesome coolkid. |
324 |
| Jack: Be the huge bitch. |
292 |