| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> | 353 |
| Jade: Press the steak button. | 356 |
| John: Answer chum. | 354 |
| ==> | 354 |
| ==> | 351 |
| ==> | 378 |
| Jane: Deploy. | 358 |
| John: Be the other other girl. | 354 |
| Jake: Message your good bro. | 350 |
| Sollux: Blast off. | 352 |
| ==> | 354 |
| A little later... | 352 |
| ==> | 355 |
| ==> | 352 |
| NOW EXULT. VICTORY, SPOILS ARE YOURS. | 356 |
| TROLL ETIQUETTE SURE IS CONFUSING. | 351 |
| ======> | 355 |
| ==> | 356 |
| Jade: Captchalogue nearest Squiddles doll and hug it. | 353 |
| ==> | 374 |