| John: Spy in the future... |
293 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
294 |
| PM: Read the next step of the punched pogo card. |
290 |
| Dave: Go into the great outdoors. |
290 |
| John: Reunite with your weak pathetic digits. |
293 |
| Jade: Be the other guy. |
291 |
| Dirk: Check on lusus. |
307 |
| Hours in the box. |
296 |
| John: Acquire hammer and return it to gristwidget 12000. |
307 |
| Sollux: Deal with your loving wife and daughter. |
292 |
| John: Examine contents of wallet. |
293 |
| Tavros: Confer with leader. |
305 |
| Jade: Move Dave's bed to the second gate. |
307 |
| Rose: Go downstairs to the center and do a goofy dance. |
303 |
| Karkat: Deal with apocalypseArisen. |
299 |
| Rose: Wear the scarf. Ride the ogre. |
297 |
| John: Examine Problem Sleuth game. |
311 |
| Rose: Look around for anything dad may have left behind |
299 |
| John: Go in the past... |
302 |
| Vriska: Check out Dave's computer. |
294 |