| Jade: Examine magic 8-ball and magic 8 ball. |
351 |
| Vriska: Get back to the story jackass. |
330 |
| Months in the closet. |
338 |
| Rose: Prepare for imminent windfall. |
330 |
| Rose: Stop fooling around and transportalize out of the first visible captchalogue card. |
339 |
| Aradia: Skip to the local amphibious fauna. |
359 |
| WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL. WHAT HAVE WE HERE? |
332 |
| WV: Adjust time dial to appearify the cable again. |
361 |
| Skip to the wall. |
330 |
| Jack: Send him home. |
331 |
| Jade: Put something weird in the refrigerator to keep them fresh. |
339 |
| Meanwhile, in a cautious manner. |
336 |
| YOUR UNIMPATIENCE HAS BEEN SLAIN. |
341 |
| ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 2 |
334 |
| MALE: DO A DANCE ON THE NARROW CATWALK! |
331 |
| Rose: Hurry up to the other guy. |
366 |
| Rose: Retrieve arms from drawer. |
332 |
| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. |
335 |
| WHY DON'T YOU DO NOT SAY NO TO COOKIES. I COMMAND YOU TO PLUNGE YOUR GRUBBY FISTS. |
332 |
| Dave: Insert card with Dutton ghost image. |
335 |