| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. |
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| WHY DON'T YOU DO NOT SAY NO TO COOKIES. I COMMAND YOU TO PLUNGE YOUR GRUBBY FISTS. |
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| Dave: Insert card with Dutton ghost image. |
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| John: Ascend to the alchemiter. |
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| John: Take it to gristwidget 12000. |
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| John: Switch back to the gray text not human immediately. |
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| Rose: Look at the other golden tower. |
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| AR: Be the mayor. |
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| Dave: Consult with Jaspersprite. |
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| Jane: Check out magazine. |
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| Sollux: Get back to the newly created hole. |
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| Years in the closet. |
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| Doomed Dave: Wake up again. |
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| Years in the lid of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
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| John: Spy in the future... |
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| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
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| PM: Read the next step of the punched pogo card. |
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| Dave: Go into the great outdoors. |
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| John: Reunite with your weak pathetic digits. |
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| Jade: Be the other guy. |
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