| Eridan: Do something less boring. |
394 |
| Jane: Ok, back to Aradia. |
298 |
| Equius: Proceed to Quest Bed. |
298 |
| Nepeta: Consult with poppop. |
291 |
| Months in the future... |
294 |
| John: Clean up the juice. |
481 |
| TT: Put bathtub back. |
303 |
| Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of vodka. |
317 |
| John: Look at the piece of paper taped to the chase and begin LARPing immediately. |
301 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
290 |
| Terezi: Remove Midnight Crew poster. |
301 |
| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. |
295 |
| Rose: Prepare for flight. |
292 |
| John: Read book. Be the other guy. |
288 |
| Rose: Wear the hood. Be the troll girl. |
298 |
| THAT'S THE END OF ACT 1. |
316 |
| Kanaya: Return to party. |
311 |
| Jade: Open the big one. |
295 |
| GO BACK TO THE PARTY. |
292 |
| BUT I MUST ADMIT. |
291 |