| Dave: Bleat like a flagellum and puke on your arm... |
308 |
| WV: Try to connect! |
304 |
| Jane: Return to serving client. |
304 |
| And pages and pages and pages and pages and pages. |
308 |
| Jane: Just check out Cal. |
309 |
| Calliope: Check out one of those imps. |
314 |
| Jade: Stop being that guy. |
313 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
333 |
| John: Bone up on Nannaquin, see what's inside! |
308 |
| Jade: Move Dave's bed to the newly created hole. |
307 |
| Eridan: Do something less boring. |
410 |
| Jane: Ok, back to Aradia. |
314 |
| Equius: Proceed to Quest Bed. |
311 |
| Nepeta: Consult with poppop. |
308 |
| Months in the future... |
306 |
| John: Clean up the juice. |
500 |
| TT: Put bathtub back. |
316 |
| Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of vodka. |
333 |
| John: Look at the piece of paper taped to the chase and begin LARPing immediately. |
316 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
303 |