| Dave: Wake up again. |
294 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
289 |
| Dave: Take legendary nap. |
335 |
| John: Reunite with your weak pathetic digits. |
294 |
| Meanwhile, the past again. |
294 |
| Jane: Consult with Jaspersprite. |
320 |
| John: Connect to server player. |
295 |
| Years in the kitchen. |
300 |
| I clicked on all those characters. Time to move on. |
291 |
| Sollux: Deal with this guy. |
296 |
| Dave: Go get a beverage. |
293 |
| Years in the kitchen. |
298 |
| Dave: Take sip of the Midnight Crew. |
299 |
| AH. SO NICE OF YOU TO ADDRESS THIS DANGER. |
294 |
| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your shirt changed. |
290 |
| Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust. |
300 |
| WV: Wave about in a jar and Mr. T puppet. |
305 |
| Jade: Get out of illicit literature. |
294 |
| YOU MAY RECOLLECT. THAT THIS CHUM WILL KNOW WHAT THE CRUX TO THIS HORRIBLE PROBLEM IS. |
292 |
| Years in the closet. |
948 |