| Dirk: Go through door. |
295 |
| Years in the box. |
327 |
| Terezi: Deal with crabby customer. |
294 |
| Months in the study. |
305 |
| John: Rebuild the claw hammer and nails. They will come in handy. |
294 |
| Dave: Insert disc 2. |
294 |
| Jade: Stop being a wiseass and get some sun. |
292 |
| Be the other wall. |
297 |
| Jade: Captchalogue bass on card with the CD on the Xbox. |
291 |
| Jade: Open Echidna and go into the garbage disposal. |
294 |
| Terezi: Prepare to retrieve mail. |
294 |
| John: Ascend to the roof. |
308 |
| Jack: Call a witness. |
291 |
| AH: This is ridiculous. |
293 |
| Terezi: Take a prize from the purple machine. |
293 |
| John: First, be the other asshole. |
292 |
| WV: Appearify your trusty knife to carve something on it. |
290 |
| Terezi: Cut to the end. |
292 |
| Dave: Use the razor on the Cruxtruder. |
293 |
| Rose: Go downstairs to the meter stick. |
296 |