| Terezi: Orchestrate demise of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
295 |
| Eridan: Do something less boring. |
312 |
| Jane: Just check out Cal. |
311 |
| John: Be the wise guy. |
293 |
| Months in the present... |
302 |
| John: Go over the river and through the air shooting two guns at once. |
295 |
| John: Get trolled by GC. |
297 |
| Jade: Attempt to open can with your loving father, and also scarf lady. |
685 |
| Terezi: Deal with Terezi. |
295 |
| Dirk: Check on lusus. |
292 |
| Jane: Run to your new guide. |
290 |
| John: Ascend to the kitchen back door. |
312 |
| SO IN THE BITCHES. |
306 |
| Dave: Wake up again. |
294 |
| WAIT. TAKE THAT. THE ROBOT GOES CRAZY. |
289 |
| Dave: Check the latest page of the punched pogo card. |
295 |
| John: Go out to be LE. |
294 |
| ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 4 |
325 |
| WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL. WHAT HAVE WE HERE? |
294 |
| Jade: Go explore the house. |
290 |