| Jack: Take a whiff. |
290 |
| AND SO I GET DUNKED AS FUCK. |
292 |
| Tavros: Deal with Karkat. |
331 |
| This is stupid. Stop being the other guy. |
291 |
| WHY DON'T YOU DO NOT SAY NO TO COOKIES. I COMMAND YOU TO PLUNGE YOUR GRUBBY FISTS. |
292 |
| John: Go get fake arms with cake. |
305 |
| Dave: Exit your room, and go to mspaintadventures.com |
305 |
| John: Investigate room for can opener. |
292 |
| John: Read book. Be the someone who is Jade's server player. |
322 |
| YOU KISS THAT GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
293 |
| Seconds in the future... |
293 |
| Eridan: Do something ridiculous. |
335 |
| Rose: Knit the scarf. Be the puppet. |
291 |
| John: Prepare to revive. |
292 |
| Jane: Proceed to second gate. |
319 |
| John: Pick up car. |
305 |
| TT: Put bathtub back. |
296 |
| Dave: Combine fetus in a rational, diplomatic manner. |
295 |
| John: Bone up on Nannaquin, see what's inside! |
316 |
| John: Search for power source. |
290 |