| Tavros: Roll up your toys! |
409 |
| Aradia: Check on lusus. |
397 |
| John: Wear the scarf. Be the other girl and pester John. |
393 |
| John: Look at that kiosk. |
414 |
| Terezi: Call a minion. |
422 |
| Rose: Retrieve arms from drawer. |
523 |
| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your arm... |
673 |
| Jade: Realize you can as fast as you can as fast as you can. |
358 |
| IT WILL ONLY BE A DIFFERENT MALE. |
444 |
| Dave: Resist great urge to seek revenge. |
421 |
| WHY DON'T YOU DO NOT SAY NO TO COOKIES. I COMMAND YOU TO JOIN ME. |
408 |
| PM: Command John to ease your nerves. |
370 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
360 |
| Dirk: Captchalogue Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff drawing. |
398 |
| Rose: Go to computer. |
358 |
| WV: Type => VIEW |
403 |
| Dave: Captchalogue the card. |
377 |
| Dave: Go back into the garbage disposal. |
386 |
| GO BACK TO OUR STORY. |
390 |
| Months in the future... |
448 |