| John: Enter captcha code as seen on back of captchalogue card on totem lathe. |
399 |
| Dave: Check on Sollux. |
370 |
| Years in the lid of the shower. |
387 |
| John: Go to computer. |
374 |
| Jack: Send him home. |
381 |
| Terezi: Remove Midnight Crew poster and rifle. |
353 |
| Hours in the jumper block. |
353 |
| John: Prepare for imminent windfall. |
377 |
| Roxy: Jump ahead a hundred pages or so. |
353 |
| John: Spy in the future... |
352 |
| Roxy: Skip to the roof. |
368 |
| AND SO I GET DUNKED AS FUCK. |
400 |
| WV: Check book on desk. |
408 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a flagellum and puke on your arm... |
356 |
| Jade: Open the big one. |
360 |
| John: Proceed to time capsule. |
383 |
| Rose: Use pogo ride in John's bathroom. |
369 |
| Dave: Be the huge bitch. |
379 |
| Rose: Hurry up to the alchemiter. |
373 |
| Roxy: Proceed to the highest point of the first visible captchalogue card. |
375 |