| John: Oh, just open the storage box. |
353 |
| Jade: Move Dave's bed to the meter stick. |
359 |
| Jade: Get out of thing. |
404 |
| Render the girl in a distracting manner. |
390 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a goat and piss on your laptop and check on John. |
387 |
| John: Connect to server player. |
370 |
| Jade: Gracefully fly to the story jackass. |
468 |
| WV: Fiddle with the alchemiter. |
353 |
| Calliope: Look around for anything dad may have left behind |
381 |
| ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6 |
379 |
| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your arm... |
363 |
| John: Read book. Be the huge bitch. |
397 |
| oh dear. the purple machine. |
365 |
| John: Enter code on back of captchalogue card on totem lathe. |
408 |
| Roxy: Wear the scarf. Ride the ogre. |
440 |
| John: Take dowels and sheets from bed and make haste to the meter stick. |
378 |
| Karkat: Troll this awesome coolkid. |
404 |
| Dave: Download a bunch of cool stuff. |
400 |
| Roxy: Jump ahead a hundred pages or so. |
371 |
| WV: Fiddle with the trash. |
392 |