| John: Go back to work. |
400 |
| AR: Quickly retrieve arms from floor, post-haste! |
588 |
| Karkat: Check on lusus. |
357 |
| OK. I KNOW WHAT TO DO. |
366 |
| John: Read book. Be the awesome coolkid. |
384 |
| AR: Be the troll girl. |
403 |
| Jade: Pick up books. |
377 |
| John: Attempt to get that guy's attention. |
371 |
| the master thief! is that on your laptop from the rain. |
456 |
| Rose: Writhe like a goat and piss on your bed. |
394 |
| PM?: Prepare to revive. |
415 |
| Kanaya: Return to computer lab. |
445 |
| WV: Try to open can with your loving father, and also scarf lady. |
354 |
| MALE: DO A DANCE ON THE NARROW CATWALK! |
384 |
| Dave: Bleat like a proboscis. |
392 |
| Skip to the second gate. |
362 |
| Rose: Hit John in the seizure kernel. |
398 |
| Tavros: Go outside and begin LARPing immediately. |
379 |
| John: Go in the future... |
357 |
| Dave: Read Complacency of the Midnight Crew. |
383 |