| John: Open browser and go into the city. |
508 |
| Terezi: Troll this worthless human. |
471 |
| Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of vodka. |
538 |
| Jade: Go explore the house. |
495 |
| John: Press a button on the red package. |
466 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
474 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
469 |
| Render the girl in a rational, diplomatic manner. |
503 |
| John: Go over the river and through the air shooting two guns at once. |
508 |
| Tavros: Deal with apocalypseArisen. |
475 |
| Jack: Be the wise guy. |
433 |
| ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 2 |
465 |
| Skip to the story jackass. |
486 |
| Vriska: Proceed to the chest. |
496 |
| DD: Ok, that's cool. Stop being the other 3 screens. |
481 |
| Jack: Take a look. |
512 |
| Months in the future... |
503 |
| Rose: Go to the story jackass. |
471 |
| Gamzee: Take a prize from the purple machine. |
473 |
| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your shirt changed. |
471 |