| I KNOW WHAT TO DO. |
613 |
| Dave: Chill with Dave. |
613 |
| Jade: Deploy cruxtruder in its place. |
613 |
| John: Look at knife. |
612 |
| Jack: Take a look. |
612 |
| PM: Read the letter. |
612 |
| Terezi: Go get help. |
612 |
| Render the girl in a rational, diplomatic manner. |
611 |
| And pages and pages and pages and pages and pages and pages and pages. |
611 |
| Kanaya: Deal with this guy. |
610 |
| Dirk: Check on Sollux. |
609 |
| Dave: Chill with Dave. |
609 |
| I KNOW WHAT TO DO. |
608 |
| John: Examine Alchemiter in a rational, diplomatic manner. |
608 |
| John: Go over the river and through the air shooting two guns at once. |
608 |
| A good place to keep them fresh. |
607 |
| WV: Use trusty knife to the attractive female. |
606 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
606 |
| Karkat: Be the wise guy. |
605 |
| Rose: Be the huge bitch. |
605 |