| Vriska: Wake up. |
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| John: Snap out of bed. |
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| Future Karkat: Retreat into lab. |
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| Jade: Gracefully fly to the attractive female. |
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| No, not quite. |
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| ==> |
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| ======> |
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| AND SO I WILL RISE. |
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| why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir? |
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| Rose: Resist urge to take the wedged shale. |
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| AH: Engage in highly indulgent self-insertion into story. |
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| ==> |
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| ======> |
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| ==> |
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| John: Deploy... huh? |
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| Jack: Take a whiff. |
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| Dave: Pull sword out of illicit literature. |
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| WV: Locate a nearby sharp object. |
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| Dirk: Check out other posters. |
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| ==> |
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