| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ======> | 325 |
| Dave: Take the skateboard. | 325 |
| Dave: Bleat like a proboscis. | 325 |
| Jade: Retrieve the package and flee to your new guide. | 325 |
| Jade: View Dave. | 325 |
| PM: Command John to put fridge down. | 325 |
| ==> | 325 |
| ==> | 325 |
| Roxy: You're thirsty. | 325 |
| ==> | 325 |
| ==> | 325 |
| Roxy: Go through. | 325 |
| ==> | 325 |
| Rose: Look around for a new friend. | 325 |
| ==> | 325 |
| TT: Grab the Eldritch Princess. | 325 |
| Dave: Chill with Dave. | 325 |
| AH: Engage in highly indulgent self-insertion into story. | 325 |
| Hell. | 325 |
| TT: Pick up car. | 325 |