| Meanwhile, in the future... |
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| John: Use the chalk to draw some earmuffs. |
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| Jack: Attempt to open cans. |
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| John: Wear the scarf. Ride the ogre. |
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| Dave: Exit your room, and go to mspaintadventures.com |
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| Serenity: Go get your sword. |
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| Dirk: Give Lil Cal a nervous fist bump. |
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| END OF ACT 1. |
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| Rose: Alchemize a whole bunch of grist from John. |
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| Months in the box. |
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| Dirk: Captchalogue Hella Jeff drawing. |
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| PM?: Grab the Eldritch Princess. |
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| TT: Pick up two items. |
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| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your arm... |
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| Dave: Mouse over the entrance to the attractive female. |
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| Dirk: Go through door. |
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| Rose: Head out the file already. |
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| Dave: Kick that puppet out of illicit literature. |
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| WV: Appearify your trusty knife to the chase and play card games immediately. |
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| Jade: Gracefully fly to the chase and begin LARPing immediately. |
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