| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Blast off. | 317 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 317 |
| THATS IT | 317 |
| ==> | 317 |
| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your turntable. | 317 |
| John: Combine ashes with urn. | 317 |
| Terezi: Return to room. | 317 |
| ======> | 317 |
| Vriska: Check on Rose. | 317 |
| ==> | 317 |
| ==> | 317 |
| ==> | 317 |
| Dave: Take a juggling club. | 317 |
| Dave: Pity da fool. | 317 |
| ==> | 317 |
| Karkat: Deal with this guy. | 317 |
| John: Quickly retrieve arms from floor, post-haste! | 317 |
| GO BACK TO OUR STORY. | 317 |
| PM: Command John to ease your nerves. | 317 |
| John: Fondly regard desert night. | 317 |