| John: Examine back of pogo ride card. |
559 |
| Dave: Read the letter. |
559 |
| Eridan: Do something ridiculous. |
559 |
| Skip to the story jackass. |
559 |
| Tavros: Deal with Karkat. |
558 |
| John: Go back to work. |
558 |
| Dave: Skip ahead a little. |
558 |
| Examine caliginous quadrant. |
558 |
| Jade: Get out of the Midnight Crew. |
558 |
| Dave: Go get your sword. |
557 |
| MALE: DO A DANCE ON THE FLOOR THERE. |
557 |
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557 |
| Jane: Go to bedroom. |
557 |
| UU: Defeat uu. |
557 |
| TT: Put the bunny back in time and stop the thief. |
557 |
| WV: Use your own crisis. |
556 |
| Dave: Combine puppet tux + Midnight Crew record. |
556 |
| Jade: Captchalogue the unplugged powercord. |
556 |
| John: Leave a surprise for the citizen cans. |
556 |
| Dave: Read the next step of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
556 |