| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jake: Transportalize. | 346 |
| ==> | 346 |
| Meanwhile, in a cautious manner. | 346 |
| Tavros: Take lance. | 346 |
| TT: Put bathtub back. | 346 |
| Calliope: See what you can as fast as you can go. | 346 |
| ==> | 346 |
| ======> | 346 |
| Jade: Be the other guy. | 346 |
| Sollux: Answer Aradia. | 346 |
| ALPHA MALE: RECEIVE BOON FROM YOUR CREATOR. | 346 |
| ==> | 346 |
| ==> | 346 |
| ======> | 346 |
| ======> | 346 |
| Tavros: Go outside and check mailbox. | 346 |
| TT: Revise room. | 346 |
| ==> | 346 |
| John: Oh, just open the storage box. | 346 |
| John: Wear the scarf. Be the huge bitch. | 346 |