| Rose: Check status of Sburb and the impaled crow. |
505 |
| TT: Pick up as much as you can hold. |
505 |
| WV: Welcome the rest into the living room. |
504 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
504 |
| John: Ascend to the attractive female. |
504 |
| Calliope: Look around for a boss battle. |
504 |
| Terezi: Orchestrate demise of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
504 |
| Rose: Examine book on Human Etiquette. |
504 |
| Jade: Tidy up a little. |
504 |
| Dave: Throw yourself out the file already. |
503 |
| John: Oh, just open the storage box. |
503 |
| John: Acquire hammer and return it to gristwidget 12000. |
503 |
| John: Examine Problem Sleuth game. |
503 |
| WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL. WHAT HAVE WE HERE? |
503 |
| Rose: Be the leader. |
503 |
| Dirk: Talk to friend/enemy. |
503 |
| AS SUCH, I MUST URGE YOU TO PLUNGE YOUR GRUBBY FISTS. |
502 |
| Vriska: Proceed to transmaterializer. |
502 |
| John: Take dowels and sheets from bed and make haste to the alchemiter. |
502 |
| DD: Ok, that's cool. Stop being that guy. |
502 |