| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Look at knife. | 310 |
| WV: Use your own brain. | 310 |
| Jade: Take the skateboard. | 310 |
| John: See if your father left the mail in the temporally oblique... | 310 |
| ==> | 310 |
| ==> ==> | 310 |
| ==> | 310 |
| Vriska: Check out big tv. | 310 |
| ==> | 310 |
| WV: Welcome the rest of your own brain. | 310 |
| ==> | 310 |
| ======> | 310 |
| ======> | 310 |
| ==> | 310 |
| Meanwhile, in the future... | 310 |
| ==> | 310 |
| Dave: Bleat like a proboscis. | 310 |
| ==> | 310 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 310 |
| Terezi: Return to room. | 310 |