| BOY. |
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| Hooray! This one contains a prize! |
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| John: Examine family tome of humour. |
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| ==> |
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| Jade: Go explore the house. |
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| ==> |
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| John: Get trolled by CG again. |
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| John: Combine sledgehammer, telescope, and Sassacre text. |
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| John: Get sledgehammer and card. |
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| WV: Curiously prod the funny-looking spirograph. |
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| KISS THAT GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
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| oh dear. the purple box. |
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| Enter name. |
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| Sollux: Deal with this guy. |
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| John: Prepare for imminent windfall. |
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| ==> |
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| WV: Pick up sledgehammer. |
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| ======> |
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| Dave: Clean up this mess. |
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| WHY DON'T YOU DO NOT SAY NO TO COOKIES. I COMMAND YOU TO PLUNGE YOUR GRUBBY FISTS. |
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