| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jack: Throw down your hat to the old underwood. | 304 |
| Dirk: Check on Sollux. | 304 |
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| MALE: DO A DANCE ON THE FLOOR THERE. | 304 |
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| AH: Pull up to John's room. | 304 |
| Jane: Check out Dave's computer. | 304 |
| John: Wake up and commence the adventurin'. | 304 |
| ==> | 304 |
| ==> | 304 |
| ==> | 304 |
| John: Clean up the can of gravy. | 304 |
| ==> ==> | 304 |
| ==> | 304 |
| Jane: Run. | 304 |
| Months in the closet. | 304 |
| I REMEMBER THIS! | 304 |
| John: Prepare to leave the house. | 304 |
| THANK YOU FOR SUBSCRIBING TO MY STORY. | 304 |