| Jade: Stop being that guy. |
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| Oh, oh! Do a fancy santa. |
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| Locate fourth wall. |
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| John: Leave a surprise for the commercial zones. |
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| AH: This is ridiculous. |
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| Rose: Hit John in the temporally oblique... |
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| Vriska: Scurry downstairs. |
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| ==> |
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| Jade: Pester Dave. |
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| ==> |
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| Dave: Pull sword out of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
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| Jack: Empty pumpkin on Farmstink. |
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| ==> |
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| ==> |
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| END OF ACT 1. |
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| Dave: Stop being that guy. |
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| ==> |
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| Terezi: Examine marks. |
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| YES!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| WV: Give present! Hooray!!! |
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