| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| AH: Engage in highly indulgent self-insertion into story. | 271 |
| Jack: Take pointy thing. | 270 |
| ==> | 270 |
| ======> | 270 |
| ==> | 270 |
| John: Inspect burnt paper on the matter. | 270 |
| Dave: Wake up. | 270 |
| Dirk: Examine red microwave. | 270 |
| ==> | 270 |
| ==> | 270 |
| ==> | 269 |
| ==> | 269 |
| ======> | 269 |
| ==> | 269 |
| ==> | 269 |
| Uh... Wolf? | 269 |
| ==> | 269 |
| ==> | 269 |
| ==> | 269 |
| ==> | 268 |