| John: Take legendary POS. |
928 |
| Months in the future... |
927 |
| Rose: Captchalogue and send John code for his present. |
926 |
| Rose: Turn on the other guy. |
926 |
| Dave: Look at a book. |
922 |
| WV: Go outside and check on Aradia's present. |
922 |
| John: Get the rest into the city. |
921 |
| WV: Turn on your bed. |
921 |
| Dave: Pester John to put fridge down. |
920 |
| John: Check contents of safe. |
918 |
| Karkat: Troll this awesome coolkid. |
917 |
| CONFIRM THE KILL. |
917 |
| In a future settled askance of the first visible captchalogue card. |
916 |
| Jack: Search for power source. |
913 |
| Vriska: Meddle with moirail. |
913 |
| KISS THAT GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
911 |
| Eridan: Do something ridiculous. |
911 |
| Dave: Clean up this mess. |
910 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a flagellum and puke on your turntable. |
910 |
| Equius: Go check out Cal. |
909 |