| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a piglet and fertilize some plants. |
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| Calliope: Look around room. |
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| Kanaya: Troll the John human. |
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| Terezi: Go get help. |
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| Dave: Throw yourself out the back door. |
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| ==> |
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| Karkat: Deal with apocalypseArisen. |
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| Dave: Wake up and commence the adventurin'. |
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| John: Combine Ghost Dad poster with... |
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| Jade: Combine Dave's Midnight Crew poster and rifle. |
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| John: Combine glasses and PDA. |
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| Sollux: Taste honey. |
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| END OF HOMOSUCK. ACT. UH. |
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| Introduce yourself to the window! |
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| ======> |
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| Be Jack Noir. |
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| Jade: Proceed to computer. |
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