| Rose: Knit the scarf. Be the other asshole. |
307 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
303 |
| I KNOW WHAT TO DO. |
292 |
| Be the white text crashed my browser. |
295 |
| Roxy: Proceed to the other 3 screens. |
293 |
| Dave: Pull sword out of illicit literature. |
297 |
| Jade: Wake up and jam. |
292 |
| oh dear. the purple box. |
293 |
| WHY DON'T YOU DO THE WINDY THING DO THE WINDY THING? |
316 |
| Rose: Hurry up to the end. |
293 |
| Rose: Forget the W and make a tent. |
296 |
| THAT'S THE END OF ACT 1 |
302 |
| Roxy: Jump ahead a hundred pages or so. |
291 |
| John: Look to your new guide. |
296 |
| Dave: Go online and view sites indicative of your own pee for the WQ. |
291 |
| John: Get the rest into the garbage disposal. |
292 |
| GO BACK TO OUR STORY. |
300 |
| Rose: Try to understand. |
291 |
| GO BACK TO OUR STORY. |
302 |
| Karkat: Deal with Karkat. |
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