| OK. I KNOW WHAT TO DO. |
316 |
| John: Read book. Be the awesome coolkid. |
337 |
| AR: Be the troll girl. |
359 |
| Jade: Pick up books. |
318 |
| John: Attempt to get that guy's attention. |
319 |
| the master thief! is that on your laptop from the rain. |
376 |
| Rose: Writhe like a goat and piss on your bed. |
344 |
| PM?: Prepare to revive. |
350 |
| Kanaya: Return to computer lab. |
395 |
| WV: Try to open can with your loving father, and also scarf lady. |
310 |
| MALE: DO A DANCE ON THE NARROW CATWALK! |
337 |
| Dave: Bleat like a proboscis. |
338 |
| Skip to the second gate. |
314 |
| Rose: Hit John in the seizure kernel. |
349 |
| Tavros: Go outside and begin LARPing immediately. |
322 |
| John: Go in the future... |
310 |
| Dave: Read Complacency of the Midnight Crew. |
324 |
| John: Spy in the study. |
310 |
| Sollux: Get back to the story jackass. |
336 |
| John: Examine contents of wallet. |
310 |